We'll be opening presents on Christmas day,
eating mince pies and attempting to play
with the picky scraps of wrapping paper;
Mum's the director on our seaside caper,
trudging in seaweed on a yuletide walk,
as saltwater carpentry lines the cliffs of chalk.
We'll stay outboard, enjoy the winter air;
keep off-grid—pretend we could be anywhere.
The world rejoins again in a day or two;
until then, here's my Christmas greetings to you!
Written using the answers to the 2022 Christmas challenge from GCHQ, after had figured them out. The third word of each line represents a clue. When put into what3words the answer is christmas greetings which forms part of the final line.