I know that we keep a monster in the basement: it had pried around, before the foundations had a chance to set—in its bright blue suit— persuading us that the house was unstable. By all accounts, it had taken several steps across the living room, and towards the safe, when the framework groaned, before it was shifted under pressure from the monster's weight. In the frenzy of confusion, it became irrational—racing to the basement—stating that unless we kept it there to support the foundations, the house would fall. We now feed it a proportion of everything we have to eat; its appetite has increased as time has passed. Though I never see it strain to hold the house up, even as it sinks. I think that we keep it there through fear; though I wonder: if we had to lock it in unfed, would we cause it to come for us, or to die—to devour itself—from within? Prontobard (October 2022)

“mini-budget” in the UK that collapsed the markets